frantzfandom:

notsuperstitious:

You’re clearly not old enough to have children if you’re thinking of naming them after anime characters or some shit

when sasuke inuyasha grows up he’s gonna kick your ass for talking shit



bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left



angel-cine:

Deewar (1975)




I bite my lip and
tell it to you straight.

This isn’t easy.
Easy is them
thirsting over my thighs
but never bothering to ask
my last name.
Easy is them caring how I moan
but now what I think about when I’m alone.

This is terrifying.
My hands are practicing shapes
to hold you in.
My heart is a hammer pounding out
different beats of your name.
My lips
have not stopped quivering
since I thought of you
and that was two weeks ago.

Shaky feet
eyes fixed straight ahead
tightrope strung between
two city buildings

terrifying.


Careful Not Careless, Lora Mathis (via lora-mathis)





Hey, McFly!

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg



Signs of Cancer

a-man-n-progress:

cancerousdan:

ferrickhistoryts:

if you are not scared yet

you would be scared as fuck if you would know how easy to develop a cancer. 

Everyone should pay attention for signs of cancer. Catching it in the first stages could save your life. When i was 12 i found a swollen lump under the skin of my armpit while showering. A few months later i was in surgery for removal and later found.out it was hodgkins lymphoma and it had already begin to spread. 6 yrs of fighting. Radiation. Chemo. Surgeries. And ive been in remission for 7 yrs now. But i have a cancer you live with for life technically its dorment inside my body. So i must always watch for signs. Cancer is not a joke. And if you know anyone who has it or has had it. Please be supportive. And remember how important it is to watch for signs that you could have cancer. And always see a DR never self diagnose through webMD.


adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg



This rivalry’s heating up.