It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.❞
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
"you bet your sweet ass!"
*wins a million butts*
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
had me a blast
dick in my ass